Calendars Gifts for Remote Coworkers

365 days of reminders that this is fine. Everything is fine. For colleagues you've only seen from the shoulders up.

Why This Works

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Remote coworkers exist in a strange dimension where you know the interior design of their home office but not what their legs look like. You've seen their cats more than their faces (cameras off is self-care), and your entire relationship exists in the uncanny valley between work friend and elaborate catfish. Finding a gift for someone you've never met in person means shipping something meaningful to an address that might be in a completely different time zone, to a person whose full existence is a voice on calls and a profile picture from 2019.

What You Get

-365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
-Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
-Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
-Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

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Find calendars designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*A ring light so you can finally see their face clearly (jk, keep the camera off)
*A 'Sorry, you're on mute' embroidered pillow
*Fancy coffee or tea for their elaborate work-from-home beverage setup
*A DoorDash gift card because remote workers deserve lunch too
*Noise-canceling headphones so they can pretend their kids/dogs/neighbors don't exist

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Other Gift Types for Remote Coworkers

Stickers Mugs Desk Plates Mousepads Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?: Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?: Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
How big is it?: Standard desk calendar size (4.5" x 4.5") with a sturdy backing. Fits on any desk without taking over your already limited workspace.
Are these appropriate for a shared workspace?: Most days are office-safe. Some might raise eyebrows. But if your coworkers don't appreciate dark humor, are they really your people?

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