Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Financial Advisors
You manage people's life savings, calm them when markets crash, and somehow explain why they shouldn't panic sell at the worst time.
Why This Works
Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for advisors
- Client meeting rooms
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about market crashes?
- Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
- Do you cover different advisor types?
- RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are office-only.
- Can CFPs enjoy these?
- Absolutely. All financial professionals welcome.