Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Butchers
You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.
Why This Works
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Gifts for butchers
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Calendars for Butchers
Butcher stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
- Are these counter appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
- Can meat department staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.