Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Pilots
You fly hundreds of people through the sky, deal with delays you didn't cause, and somehow stay calm through turbulence.
Why This Works
Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Flight bags with personality
- Water bottles in the cockpit
- Crew room decor
- Gifts for pilots
- Personal gear
- Home office setups
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about delays?
- Some are. We know it's not your fault.
- Do you cover different aircraft?
- Commercial, private, cargo - building content.
- Are these cockpit appropriate?
- Personal items only. Keep it professional.
- Can student pilots enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Aviation community welcome.