Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Carpenters
You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works.
Why This Works
Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tool belts with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work trucks
- Gifts for carpenters
- Tool boxes
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about measurements?
- Some are. Precision matters.
- Do you cover different carpentry types?
- Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
- Are these site appropriate?
- Most are. Some are shop-only.
- Can woodworkers enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Wood craft solidarity.