Tote Bags Gifts for Remote Coworkers
For carrying your lunch, laptop, and will to live to work every day. For colleagues you've only seen from the shoulders up.
Why This Works
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Remote coworkers exist in a strange dimension where you know the interior design of their home office but not what their legs look like. You've seen their cats more than their faces (cameras off is self-care), and your entire relationship exists in the uncanny valley between work friend and elaborate catfish. Finding a gift for someone you've never met in person means shipping something meaningful to an address that might be in a completely different time zone, to a person whose full existence is a voice on calls and a profile picture from 2019.
What You Get
- -Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- -Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- -Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- -Machine washable for when life gets messy
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Gift Ideas
- *A ring light so you can finally see their face clearly (jk, keep the camera off)
- *A 'Sorry, you're on mute' embroidered pillow
- *Fancy coffee or tea for their elaborate work-from-home beverage setup
- *A DoorDash gift card because remote workers deserve lunch too
- *Noise-canceling headphones so they can pretend their kids/dogs/neighbors don't exist
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Can I wash them?
- Yes. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. They're designed to handle real life, which means coffee spills and mystery stains from public transit.
- Will the print crack or peel?
- Nope. We use screen printing that's embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It'll last longer than most of your coworkers.