Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Private Investigators
You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies.
Why This Works
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
- Office decor
- Gifts for PIs
- Personal gear
- Car setups
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.
- Do you cover different PI specialties?
- Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Office items only. Stay discreet in the field.
- Can legal professionals enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Investigation solidarity.