Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Line Cooks
You work in the heat, burn yourself daily, and somehow keep tickets moving when everything comes in at once.
Why This Works
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
- Locker decor
- Gifts for line cooks
- Personal gear
- Home kitchen setups
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Calendars for Line Cooks
Line cook stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
- Do you cover different stations?
- Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.
- Are these kitchen appropriate?
- BOH is pretty open. Some might be locker only.
- Can dishwashers enjoy these?
- Kitchen solidarity across all positions.