Mugs Gifts for Remote Coworkers
Because coffee is the only thing getting you through this meeting. For colleagues you've only seen from the shoulders up.
Why This Works
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Remote coworkers exist in a strange dimension where you know the interior design of their home office but not what their legs look like. You've seen their cats more than their faces (cameras off is self-care), and your entire relationship exists in the uncanny valley between work friend and elaborate catfish. Finding a gift for someone you've never met in person means shipping something meaningful to an address that might be in a completely different time zone, to a person whose full existence is a voice on calls and a profile picture from 2019.
What You Get
- -Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- -Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- -11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- -Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Shop by Their Profession
Find mugs designed for their specific job.
Gift Ideas
- *A ring light so you can finally see their face clearly (jk, keep the camera off)
- *A 'Sorry, you're on mute' embroidered pillow
- *Fancy coffee or tea for their elaborate work-from-home beverage setup
- *A DoorDash gift card because remote workers deserve lunch too
- *Noise-canceling headphones so they can pretend their kids/dogs/neighbors don't exist
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Will the print wear off?
- Nope. We use a sublimation process that makes the design part of the mug, not just sitting on top. It'll last longer than your faith in corporate leadership.
- Can I use these at work?
- That depends entirely on your workplace's sense of humor and your tolerance for awkward conversations with HR. We label our designs so you know what you're getting into.