Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Roofers
You work on roofs in brutal conditions, carry heavy materials up ladders, and somehow make it look easy from the ground.
Why This Works
Roofing is one of the hardest trades. You work in heat that would drop most people, at heights that scare everyone else.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tool belts with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work trucks
- Gifts for roofers
- Hard hats
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Calendars for Roofers
Roofer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about the heat?
- Some are. Summer roofing is its own special hell.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different roofs, same tough work.
- Are these site appropriate?
- Most are. Some are truck-only.
- Can laborers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Roofing crew solidarity.