Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Ranchers
You raise livestock, work in conditions that would break most people, and somehow explain that ranching isn't the cowboy movie life.
Why This Works
Ranching is animal husbandry meets land management meets business. You care for creatures while managing a operation.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Truck dashboards with personality
- Water bottles on the ranch
- Work gear
- Gifts for ranchers
- Personal items
- Ranch house decor
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about livestock?
- Some are. Animals have personality.
- Do you cover different ranch types?
- Cattle, sheep, horses - building content.
- Are these ranch appropriate?
- Wear your ranch pride everywhere.
- Can farmhands enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Agricultural solidarity.