Desk Plates Gifts for Remote Coworkers
Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. For colleagues you've only seen from the shoulders up.
Why This Works
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Remote coworkers exist in a strange dimension where you know the interior design of their home office but not what their legs look like. You've seen their cats more than their faces (cameras off is self-care), and your entire relationship exists in the uncanny valley between work friend and elaborate catfish. Finding a gift for someone you've never met in person means shipping something meaningful to an address that might be in a completely different time zone, to a person whose full existence is a voice on calls and a profile picture from 2019.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
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Find desk plates designed for their specific job.
Gift Ideas
- *A ring light so you can finally see their face clearly (jk, keep the camera off)
- *A 'Sorry, you're on mute' embroidered pillow
- *Fancy coffee or tea for their elaborate work-from-home beverage setup
- *A DoorDash gift card because remote workers deserve lunch too
- *Noise-canceling headphones so they can pretend their kids/dogs/neighbors don't exist
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Can I get a custom title made?
- We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
- Will my boss be offended?
- Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?