Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Developers
You turn caffeine into code, debug problems that shouldn't exist, and somehow explain technical debt to people who just want features.
Why This Works
Development is creative problem-solving with impossible deadlines. You're expected to estimate work accurately while requirements change daily. These stickers understand.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops covered in stickers
- Monitor setups with flair
- Water bottles at the desk
- Gifts for developers
- Home office personality
- Conference swag
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these language-specific?
- Some are. Building collections for different stacks.
- Are these about product managers?
- Some reference the developer-PM dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover frontend and backend?
- Yes. Full stack frustration included.
- Can I suggest framework-specific jokes?
- Please do. JavaScript frameworks alone could fill a collection.