Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Mortgage Brokers
You shop rates across lenders, close deals when rates are moving, and somehow find solutions when traditional banks say no.
Why This Works
Mortgage brokers are the deal makers of real estate finance. You find options others can't and make impossible loans happen.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at closings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for brokers
- Client meeting spaces
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about rate changes?
- Some are. We know the daily roller coaster.
- Do you cover different loan types?
- Conventional, FHA, VA, non-QM - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are office-only.
- Can processors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Loan team solidarity.