Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Calendars for Lawyers
You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed.
Why This Works
Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops full of documents
- Water bottles during depositions
- Office decor with attitude
- Gifts for new associates
- Briefcases with personality
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
- Do you cover different practice areas?
- Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
- Are these appropriate for court?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are chambers-only.
- Can law students enjoy these?
- Especially law students. You need the humor early.