Coasters Gifts for Employees

Because meetings need drinks, and drinks need something to land on. Because 'we're like a family here' doesn't pay rent.

Why This Works

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Let's be honest: your employees are tired. They've sat through your 'quick syncs' that run 45 minutes, smiled through mandatory fun events, and pretended to be excited about the new expense report system. They deserve more than a company-branded water bottle and a LinkedIn endorsement. Finding a gift that actually lands means acknowledging the absurdity of corporate life while showing genuine appreciation. It's the difference between 'my boss gets it' and 'my boss read a Forbes article about millennial engagement.'

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

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Gift Ideas

  • *Actual bonuses (revolutionary concept, we know)
  • *Extra PTO days presented in a fake ceremonial certificate
  • *Noise-canceling headphones so they can ignore you in peace
  • *A 'Get Out of Meeting Free' card (make it official, coward)
  • *High-quality desk accessories that aren't plastered with the company logo

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Can I put hot drinks on them?
Absolutely. Coffee, tea, whatever warm beverage gets you through the day. They handle hot and cold like the emotional rollercoaster that is your job.
How do I clean them?
Wipe with a damp cloth. Don't submerge in water or put in the dishwasher - they're tough but not invincible, kind of like you.