Gifts for Employees - Coasters for Appraisers

You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong.

Why This Works

Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles on inspections
  • Work bags with flair
  • Gifts for appraisers
  • Office decor
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Coasters for Appraisers

Appraiser stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about hitting the number?
Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
Are these appropriate for reports?
Personal items only. Keep reports professional.
Can trainees enjoy these?
Absolutely. Appraiser solidarity.