Mugs Gifts for Employees

Because coffee is the only thing getting you through this meeting. Because 'we're like a family here' doesn't pay rent.

Why This Works

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Let's be honest: your employees are tired. They've sat through your 'quick syncs' that run 45 minutes, smiled through mandatory fun events, and pretended to be excited about the new expense report system. They deserve more than a company-branded water bottle and a LinkedIn endorsement. Finding a gift that actually lands means acknowledging the absurdity of corporate life while showing genuine appreciation. It's the difference between 'my boss gets it' and 'my boss read a Forbes article about millennial engagement.'

What You Get

  • -Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • -Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • -11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • -Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Shop by Their Profession

Find mugs designed for their specific job.

Gift Ideas

  • *Actual bonuses (revolutionary concept, we know)
  • *Extra PTO days presented in a fake ceremonial certificate
  • *Noise-canceling headphones so they can ignore you in peace
  • *A 'Get Out of Meeting Free' card (make it official, coward)
  • *High-quality desk accessories that aren't plastered with the company logo

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Will the print wear off?
Nope. We use a sublimation process that makes the design part of the mug, not just sitting on top. It'll last longer than your faith in corporate leadership.
Can I use these at work?
That depends entirely on your workplace's sense of humor and your tolerance for awkward conversations with HR. We label our designs so you know what you're getting into.