Desk Plates Gifts for Employees

Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. Because 'we're like a family here' doesn't pay rent.

Why This Works

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Let's be honest: your employees are tired. They've sat through your 'quick syncs' that run 45 minutes, smiled through mandatory fun events, and pretended to be excited about the new expense report system. They deserve more than a company-branded water bottle and a LinkedIn endorsement. Finding a gift that actually lands means acknowledging the absurdity of corporate life while showing genuine appreciation. It's the difference between 'my boss gets it' and 'my boss read a Forbes article about millennial engagement.'

What You Get

-Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
-Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
-Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
-Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Shop by Their Profession

Find desk plates designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*Actual bonuses (revolutionary concept, we know)
*Extra PTO days presented in a fake ceremonial certificate
*Noise-canceling headphones so they can ignore you in peace
*A 'Get Out of Meeting Free' card (make it official, coward)
*High-quality desk accessories that aren't plastered with the company logo

Get Desk Plates Ideas

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Other Gift Types for Employees

Stickers Mugs Mousepads Calendars Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?: Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?: Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?: We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?: Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?

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