Gifts for Employees - Coasters for Bankers

You manage other people's money, hit impossible sales targets, and somehow explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it.

Why This Works

Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Laptops with flair
  • Gifts for bankers
  • Office supplies
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Coasters for Bankers

Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about sales targets?
Some are. We know the pressure.
Do you cover different bank roles?
Tellers, personal bankers, managers - building content.
Are these branch appropriate?
Some are customer-facing safe, some are break room only.
Can credit union workers enjoy these?
Absolutely. Same work, different charter.