Gifts for Employees - Coasters for Sales Reps

You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you.

Why This Works

Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings
  • Laptops with flair
  • Gifts for sales teams
  • Car dashboards
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Coasters for Sales Reps

Sales rep stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about rejection?
Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
Do you cover different industries?
SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
Are these manager-visible?
Some are, some are team-only.
Can SDRs enjoy these?
Especially SDRs. The cold call life needs humor.