Gifts for Employees - Coasters for Copywriters

You write words that sell, survive briefs that say nothing, and somehow explain why 'AI can't just do this.'

Why This Works

Copywriting is invisible craftsmanship. Great copy looks easy because you made it that way through dozens of rewrites.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Laptops full of drafts
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Office decor
  • Gifts for copywriters
  • Notebooks with personality
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Coasters for Copywriters

Copywriter stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad briefs?
Some are. 'Make it viral' gets mentioned.
Do you cover different copy types?
Brand, UX, direct response - building content.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are writer-only.
Can content writers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Writer solidarity.