Gifts for Employees - Coasters for Developers

You turn caffeine into code, debug problems that shouldn't exist, and somehow explain technical debt to people who just want features.

Why This Works

Development is creative problem-solving with impossible deadlines. You're expected to estimate work accurately while requirements change daily. These stickers understand.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Laptops covered in stickers
  • Monitor setups with flair
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Gifts for developers
  • Home office personality
  • Conference swag

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Coasters for Developers

Developer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these language-specific?
Some are. Building collections for different stacks.
Are these about product managers?
Some reference the developer-PM dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover frontend and backend?
Yes. Full stack frustration included.
Can I suggest framework-specific jokes?
Please do. JavaScript frameworks alone could fill a collection.