Raunchy Coasters

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. Find the perfect coasters that matches your energy level.

Why Raunchy Coasters

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Fair Warning

!Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
!Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
!May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
!Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

+Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
+Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
+3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
+Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

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Get First Access

New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop. New raunchy designs drop regularly.

Perfect For

Desks that need protection and personality
Home bars for after-work decompression
Coffee tables in home offices
Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?: Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?: Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Can I put hot drinks on them?: Absolutely. Coffee, tea, whatever warm beverage gets you through the day. They handle hot and cold like the emotional rollercoaster that is your job.
How do I clean them?: Wipe with a damp cloth. Don't submerge in water or put in the dishwasher - they're tough but not invincible, kind of like you.

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