Raunchy Coasters for Surgeons

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the surgeons in your life.

Why Raunchy Coasters for Surgeons

Surgery is high stakes with zero room for error. The pressure is immense, the hours are brutal, and the responsibility is absolute. These stickers honor that intensity.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices
  • Surgical caps that need flair
  • Water bottles in the OR
  • Locker room personality

Get First Access

Surgeon sticker collection in development. Join the list.

Related Professions

NursesDoctorsMedical Assistants

Other Raunchy Products for Surgeons

StickersMugsDesk PlatesMousepadsCalendarsPostersTote Bags

Need Something More Work-Safe?

Check out our SFW coasters for surgeons.

Browse Office-Appropriate Coasters

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about the surgeon stereotype?
Some play with it. Self-aware surgeons will appreciate them.
Do you cover different surgical specialties?
Building collections for different surgical fields.
← All Raunchy CoastersRaunchyHome