Raunchy Coasters for Legal Assistants
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the legal assistants in your life.
Why Raunchy Coasters for Legal Assistants
Legal assistants are the glue holding law firms together. You juggle schedules, calm clients, and put out fires while attorneys focus on billable work.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Desk organization with flair
- Water bottles at work
- Phone stations with personality
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Browse Office-Appropriate CoastersFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about managing attorneys?
- Some are. It's harder than practicing law sometimes.
- Do you cover different firm sizes?
- Big firms, small firms, solo practices - building content.