Raunchy Coasters for Pharmacy Techs
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the pharmacy techs in your life.
Why Raunchy Coasters for Pharmacy Techs
Pharmacy tech work is repetitive, precise, and underappreciated. You're the barrier between patients and medication errors, dealing with insurance nightmares and impossible wait times. We see you.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Pill counting trays that need personality
- Water bottles behind the counter
- Lockers in the back
Get First Access
Pharmacy tech collection in development. Drop your email to get notified.
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Browse Office-Appropriate CoastersFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Do you cover retail and hospital pharmacy?
- Yes. Both worlds have their own chaos and we're honoring both.
- Are these about hating customers?
- Some are about the frustrations. All in good fun - the venting you do after your shift.