Raunchy Coasters for Lab Techs

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the lab techs in your life.

Why Raunchy Coasters for Lab Techs

Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices
  • Lab coats that need flair
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Centrifuges that need labeling

Get First Access

Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Do you know what lab techs actually do?
Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
Are these stickers lab-safe?
They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.