Raunchy Coasters for Financial Advisors
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the financial advisors in your life.
Why Raunchy Coasters for Financial Advisors
Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
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Browse Office-Appropriate CoastersFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about market crashes?
- Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
- Do you cover different advisor types?
- RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.