Raunchy Coasters for Firefighters

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy coasters for the firefighters in your life.

Why Raunchy Coasters for Firefighters

Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices
  • Helmets that need personality
  • Water bottles at the station
  • Locker room entertainment

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about other departments?
We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.