Sarcastic Gifts Calendars
For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. Find the perfect calendars that matches your energy.
Why Sarcastic Gifts Calendars
Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
The Vibe
- “Oh wow, another meeting”
- “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
- “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
- “This is fine (everything is on fire)”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
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Perfect For
- The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
- Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
- The person who writes 'as per my last email' and means war
- Masters of the professional smile-through-pain
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
- They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
- Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
- That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.