Sarcastic Gifts Stickers

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. Find the perfect stickers that matches your energy.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Stickers

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

The Vibe

  • Oh wow, another meeting
  • I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right
  • Sure, I'd love to help with that
  • This is fine (everything is on fire)

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

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Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • The person who writes 'as per my last email' and means war
  • Masters of the professional smile-through-pain
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is
  • Hard hats that need some personality

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.