Sarcastic Gifts Coasters
For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. Find the perfect coasters that matches your energy.
Why Sarcastic Gifts Coasters
Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
The Vibe
- “Oh wow, another meeting”
- “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
- “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
- “This is fine (everything is on fire)”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
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Perfect For
- The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
- Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
- The person who writes 'as per my last email' and means war
- Masters of the professional smile-through-pain
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
- They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
- Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
- That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.