Sarcastic Gifts Calendars for CNAs

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts calendars for the cnas in your life.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Calendars for CNAs

CNAs are the backbone of healthcare and somehow the most overlooked. You handle the hardest parts of patient care with less recognition than you deserve. These stickers are for you.

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

The Vibe

  • “Oh wow, another meeting”
  • “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
  • “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
  • “This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Scrub pockets that need flair
  • Badge reels with attitude

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Do you understand what CNAs actually do?
Yes. We know you're not 'just' anything. You're the ones doing the hands-on care that matters.
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