Sarcastic Gifts for the Workplace
For when 'per my last email' isn't enough.
Why This Vibe
Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.
The Vibe in Action
- “Oh wow, another meeting”
- “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
- “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
- “This is fine (everything is on fire)”
Perfect For
- The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
- Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
- The person who writes 'as per my last email' and means war
- Masters of the professional smile-through-pain
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
- They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
- Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
- That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
- Is sarcasm appropriate for the workplace?
- Is anything about the modern workplace appropriate? At least sarcasm is honest.
- What if my boss doesn't appreciate sarcasm?
- Then your boss probably also doesn't appreciate fun, happiness, or leaving on time. Our condolences.