Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars
For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. Find the perfect calendars that matches your energy.
Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars
Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
The Vibe
- “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
- “Hope this helps :)”
- “As previously discussed...”
- “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
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Perfect For
- The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
- Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
- The person who takes credit for group work
- Chronic meeting-over-runners
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
- So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
- Will the person know the gift is about them?
- If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.