Sarcastic Gifts Mugs

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. Find the perfect mugs that matches your energy.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Mugs

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

The Vibe

“Oh wow, another meeting”
“I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
“Sure, I'd love to help with that”
“This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

+Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
+Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
+11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
+Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

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Perfect For

The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
The person who writes 'as per my last email' and means war
Masters of the professional smile-through-pain
Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
Break room power moves
Zoom calls where your mug says what your face can't

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?: They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?: That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?: Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?: We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.

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