Sarcastic Gifts Calendars for Radiologists
For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts calendars for the radiologists in your life.
Why Sarcastic Gifts Calendars for Radiologists
Radiology is medicine's detective work. You see patterns in shadows and carry the weight of every diagnosis. The dark reading room is your domain.
Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.
The Vibe
- “Oh wow, another meeting”
- “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
- “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
- “This is fine (everything is on fire)”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
- Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Reading room decor
- Water bottles in the dark
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Other Vibes for Radiologists
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
- They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
- Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
- That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about the dark room life?
- Some are. We know you've evolved to live without sunlight.