Passive Aggressive Gifts for Coworkers
For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly.
Why This Vibe
Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.
The Vibe in Action
- “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
- “Hope this helps :)”
- “As previously discussed...”
- “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”
Perfect For
- The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
- Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
- The person who takes credit for group work
- Chronic meeting-over-runners
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
- So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
- Will the person know the gift is about them?
- If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
- Can I give these to my boss?
- You can do anything once. Whether you want to do it twice depends on your employment goals.
- What's the difference between passive aggressive and just aggressive?
- Plausible deniability and a pleasant font. That's it. That's the whole difference.