Petty Gifts for Work
Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt.
Why This Vibe
Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.
The Vibe in Action
- “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
- “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
- “I remembered what you said in 2019”
- “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”
Perfect For
- Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
- People with excellent memories for minor slights
- The coworker who got passed over for a promotion they deserved
- Chronic over-thinkers who replay conversations for days
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is being petty really the answer?
- Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
- What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
- Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
- Will giving petty gifts make things worse?
- Depends. Will it make YOU feel better? Probably. Will it improve your relationship? That ship might have sailed.
- How petty is too petty?
- If you're asking, you probably haven't reached it yet. We believe in you.