Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Desk Plates for Lab Techs
You run the tests that determine treatment. Work in a basement no one visits. And somehow stay calm when doctors need results 'stat' for the fifth time today.
Why This Works
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Gifts for MLT graduates
- Lockers in the basement
- Personal gear with attitude
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Desk Plates for Lab Techs
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.
- Do you have microbiology specific stickers?
- We're building specialty collections. Let us know what areas you want to see.
- Can I suggest specimen-related humor?
- Please do. The weirder the better. We've heard stories.