Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Desk Plates for Bouncers
You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated.
Why This Works
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Gear bags
- Gifts for bouncers
- Off-duty entertainment
- Break room decor
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.
- Are these door appropriate?
- Personal items only. Stay professional at work.
- Can bartenders enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Nightlife solidarity.