Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Desk Plates for Police Officers
You deal with the worst moments of people's lives, write reports about things that shouldn't be real, and somehow maintain your sense of humor.
Why This Works
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear with attitude
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Desk Plates for Police Officers
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.
- Do you have specialty unit stickers?
- We're building collections for different assignments. Let us know what you want to see.
- Can dispatchers enjoy these?
- We have separate collections but there's definitely overlap in the humor.