Gifts for Employees - Desk Plates for HR Professionals
You're the keeper of secrets, the resolver of conflicts, and somehow the bad guy no matter what you do. HR life is a special kind of chaos.
Why This Works
HR gets blamed for everything and thanked for nothing. You protect the company while trying to help employees, and somehow end up the villain in both stories. These stickers understand.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Office laptops with attitude
- Water bottles in meetings
- Cubicle personality
- Gifts for HR professionals
- Conference room entertainment
- Home office setups
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hating employees?
- No. These are about the unique challenges of HR, not punching down.
- Can I actually display these at work?
- Some are office-safe, some are home-only. We label them.
- Do you have compliance-specific humor?
- Yes. Policy jokes, investigation humor, and benefits enrollment chaos.
- Will employees judge me?
- The self-aware ones will appreciate it.