Gifts for Employees - Desk Plates for Baristas
You make drinks with 47 modifications, spell names wrong on purpose (or not), and somehow maintain energy while running on fumes.
Why This Works
Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Personal tumblers with attitude
- Apron pins and flair
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for coffee workers
- Phone cases and gear
- Home coffee setups
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Desk Plates for Baristas
Barista stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult orders?
- Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.
- Do you cover indie and chain shops?
- Yes. Different vibes, same barista struggles.
- Are these about corporate coffee?
- Some reference the realities. No specific brand bashing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Secret menu survivors welcome.