Gifts for Employees - Desk Plates for Professors

You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.

Why This Works

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

  • -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures
  • Gifts for academics
  • Conference badges with flair
  • Office setups

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
Are these adjunct-inclusive?
Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.