Security Coasters for Private Investigators

You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies. The perfect coasters for private investigators.

Why Coasters for Private Investigators

Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Security

You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles for stakeouts
  • Office decor
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about stakeouts?
Some are. The waiting is real.
Do you cover different PI specialties?
Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
What security roles do you cover?
Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.