Security Coasters
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back. Find the perfect coasters for security workers.
Why Coasters for Security
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Who It's For
- Security Guards
- Bouncers
- Private Investigators
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Get First Access
Security sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
- Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency
Frequently Asked Questions
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.
- Are these about difficult people?
- Some reference the interactions. All in good fun - we respect the job.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.