Security Stickers for Private Investigators

You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies. The perfect stickers for private investigators.

Why Stickers for Private Investigators

Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Security

You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles for stakeouts
  • Office decor
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about stakeouts?
Some are. The waiting is real.
Do you cover different PI specialties?
Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
What security roles do you cover?
Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.