Security Coasters for Bouncers
You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated. The perfect coasters for bouncers.
Why Coasters for Bouncers
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Security
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Gear bags
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
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Related Professions
Other Security Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.